May 2012
April 2012
"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe...
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: no
Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
Me: - goes out-
Parents: Why are you always out?
Me: Should I just stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain any more if I go out or if I stay in...?
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“When it’s you I lack
nothing but you fills the gaps.
I need you closer.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
Giving a guy a blowjob: mouth -> penis -> pleasure
Eating out a girl: Okay take the blue wire and overlap it with the yellow wire making sure it doesn't cross the red one. After that take all three of the wires and tie them all in a knot using only your left foot.
